PSL/Meme Continuation

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[Whelk, tending to take things personally, is beginning to feel like Maruki is insulting him instead of playing the game; whether or not this is true is left up to our audience.]

Moment.

[placation]

[ If you feel attacked by his associations, that feels like something you should discuss with a counselor. ]

Second.

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[Whelk isn't suicidal, but there's a lot he'd rather do than talk to a fucking counselor, let alone one that works in a high school.]

Chance. [Hm. Huh. He doesn't look quite right, for a moment, when he says that. Seems to lose a little bit of his Appearing Awake and Alive and Present and Normal reputation here.]

[placation]

[ s q u i n t ]

Fickle.

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[Immediately:] Friend.

[placation]

[ Dude. ]

Students.

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[Oh my GOD, is that his alarm clock? Whelk's eyes focus. He squints a bit, interested.]

Teacher. [He taps his own chest.]

[placation]

[ You teacher? You teacher?? Oh good job!!!

Unfortunately, Maruki's complicated feelings for his own school are now showing. ]

Apathetic.

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[HE IS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH VERY FEW WORDS LET HIM LIVE.

[And, anyway. "Students".]

Teenagers.

[placation]

Lights.

[ Guiding ones, even. ]

maruki that's not normal

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[Oh, Christ on a crutch, not one of those insufferable "children are our future" bastards. Also, what a creepy fucking answer. Whelk keeps his expression very! Neutral!]

Brighten. [He can't make himself smile. Sorry. Can't. He fucking hates kids. But this is the sort of thing a teacher says, so he badly sells the line.]

is fine

[placation]

[ ?????????????? WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE THINKING HE'S CREEPY FOR THIS!!!!! My god. Sorry all your students were so terrible apparently. Get good. Counsel the Phantom Thieves. ]

Focus.

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[Oh, he would absolutely fucking hate that, too. Maybe even more. This guy totally has a palace.]

Eyes. [Whelk doesn't sleep, by the way; eyelids probably don't work - he doesn't know. Point is - squinting, squinting, squinting, always--]

[placation]

[ Buddy? Pal? You should probably sleep like occasionally at least. ]

Souls.

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[Well, gee, Maruki, he'd sure like to!]

Damned.

[placation]

[ There are things that can help with that. Meditation. Medicine. Tentacles. ]

Saved.

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[Hard to meditate, what with the Whispers.

[They fills his ears now, sizzling and popping. Welcome back. Saving souls. This guy loves pretty ideas.

[Whelk sticks his tongue between his back molars, pressing down. His eyes briefly introduce themselves to the floor, and then he looks back up at Maruki and shrugs.]

I don't know. Money. Again.

I guess I lose.

[placation]

[ boooooo tomato tomato he wanted to get PHILOSOPHICAL ]

Oh, that's no fun. There's nothing else worth saving besides money?

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I'm sure you have a few ideas.