PSL/Meme Continuation

[cadereagratia]

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[undiagnosed]

Because you are a terrible friend and you should feel bad

[cadereagratia]

How can I be terrible at something I don’t do?

Do I need to blatantly ask you if you need assistance? Stop sending me cryptic texts about your well being and then berating me when I ask you for details, asshole.

surprise 2/2

[cadereagratia]

You ate dirt falling off the hot tub again, didn’t you?

[undiagnosed]

Shut the fuck up

[cadereagratia]

Jesus Christ, Archer, how hard is it to put a fucking towel down?

[undiagnosed]

Honestly, I'm still getting used to not having a valet to do that for me

[cadereagratia]

A valet like a driver? What, do they drop you off directly at your hot tub?

[God, he misses being rich.]

[undiagnosed]

Obviously not, dipshit
The other kind of valet

[cadereagratia]

Oh, come on. Who even uses the word for that anymore?

[Listen, it’s been a while.]

You’re awfully pretentious for someone who can’t exit a jacuzzi without breaking their nose.

How many times is this now?

[undiagnosed]

Everyone?? Everyone, idiot!
Literally once
Jesus, was your day so bad that you need this win?

[cadereagratia]

I spent the day surrounded by 17-year-old boys making dick jokes in Latin and telling me I didn’t pass the “vibe check”, so yes, it was terrible.

I’ll remind you again that you started this conversation.

[undiagnosed]

Wait, you're serious?
You got bullied by a bunch of kids?
You're so pathetic I love it

[cadereagratia]

You do know I’m a high school teacher, right? I spend literally every single day of my life being bullied by children.

[Note that he does not argue against being pathetic. How could he following a statement like that?]

[undiagnosed]

I really should just do you a favor and assassinate you already

[cadereagratia]

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