Barrington Whelk (Derogatory) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cadereagratia) wrote2023-02-20 02:21 pm
cadereagratia) wrote2023-02-20 02:21 pm
PSL/Meme Continuation
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[God, what is he doing right now, what is he doing? Are you telling him he can murder someone in cold blood and play it cool all the way home to wash the blood off his clothes, but he can't handle the mere concept of someone enjoying his company? He has truly reached a new level of pathetic. He should have just stuck to sexting and let a bunch of seventeen-year-olds make fun of him - no, he shouldn't have let himself be convinced to sit at a speed dating table in the first place. Since when does that shit actually work, anyway? Talk about a major crisis.
[And Harry's? The second most frequented Aglionby boy stomping grounds in town? What the hell is wrong with you, Barrington?]
I can't speak to whether or not Harry's deserves its reputation, but it is the only place that serves it in town, and it's a hard formula to fuck up.
[So...?]
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If Kunimi knew the true depth of all these risks Whelk keeps piling on, he'd suggest self-sabotage. It's something he knows very well from experience.This is really happening. Oh god, Kunimi feels like a giddy schoolgirl. It's embarrassing even with no one else around.]
You'll help me pronounce any unfamiliar words, right?
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[Too eager? Too soon? Kunimi's completely forgotten what it is to be cool and he doesn't even care.]
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[No, stop, we are not going to be more lame than this fucking nineteen-year-old--]
Early then. Before the crowds. [Good. Fine. Wonderful. Students won't be there early on a Saturday morning anyway. It's the perfect crime. Jesus.] I'll meet you there.
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[That's him agreeing to the date, by the way.]
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Alea iacta est.
[Never without a fitting phrase, this one.]
Class is beginning. I'll speak with you soon.
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[Hey, if he checks that text as students are filing in and ends up smiling stupidly, it's not Kunimi's fault. He should've put his phone away.]
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