[God, what is he doing right now, what is he doing? Are you telling him he can murder someone in cold blood and play it cool all the way home to wash the blood off his clothes, but he can't handle the mere concept of someone enjoying his company? He has truly reached a new level of pathetic. He should have just stuck to sexting and let a bunch of seventeen-year-olds make fun of him - no, he shouldn't have let himself be convinced to sit at a speed dating table in the first place. Since when does that shit actually work, anyway? Talk about a major crisis.
[And Harry's? The second most frequented Aglionby boy stomping grounds in town? What the hell is wrong with you, Barrington?]
I can't speak to whether or not Harry's deserves its reputation, but it is the only place that serves it in town, and it's a hard formula to fuck up.
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[God, what is he doing right now, what is he doing? Are you telling him he can murder someone in cold blood and play it cool all the way home to wash the blood off his clothes, but he can't handle the mere concept of someone enjoying his company? He has truly reached a new level of pathetic. He should have just stuck to sexting and let a bunch of seventeen-year-olds make fun of him - no, he shouldn't have let himself be convinced to sit at a speed dating table in the first place. Since when does that shit actually work, anyway? Talk about a major crisis.
[And Harry's? The second most frequented Aglionby boy stomping grounds in town? What the hell is wrong with you, Barrington?]
I can't speak to whether or not Harry's deserves its reputation, but it is the only place that serves it in town, and it's a hard formula to fuck up.
[So...?]